Well, I'm Scot as most of you know. I enjoy goofy projects like flying kites and rooting for my fantasy baseball/football players. I need the ladies to leave me alone because my girlfriend will kill if I'm found conversing with you. If my love of kites and fantasy games isn't enough to scare you away, I once stuck my entire arm in a artificial killer whale's vagina at Sea World. There I said it.
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