Scot

Well, I'm Scot as most of you know. I enjoy goofy projects like flying kites and rooting for my fantasy baseball/football players. I need the ladies to leave me alone because my girlfriend will kill if I'm found conversing with you. If my love of kites and fantasy games isn't enough to scare you away, I once stuck my entire arm in a artificial killer whale's vagina at Sea World. There I said it.

Muppets Get Raw

If foul language is not your cup of tea then steer clear. This song was in the movie Lost in Translation with Bill Murray. I never knew Miss Piggy to be so serious…

Saul Williams Is The Shit

I was watching TV late the other night between Jen’s 20 episodes of Cops and Animal Rescue on the tube and there was this commercial for Nike’s Sparq cross trainer shoes. There’s some dudes running around with doing football drills with parachutes attached to them. The soundtrack to this madness is a poet turned [...]

I REALLY Need To Start Working Out

So I was browsing around Youtube for some simple workout routines (Stop laughing!). I came across this gem…
Now I know pilates aren’t what I was looking for originally but I think I could get into this.

Dancing With The Stars Audition

Cousin Craig will appreciate this. After wiping out in front of a mob of bikes this guy gets up off the ground and does the unthinkable…. He starts Dancing….

Viva Las Vegas

Well a great time was had by all. I didn’t become independently wealthy over the weekend but I came back with clothes on my back. Pictures will be available soon on my Flickr account.
For anyone that has pictures that they would like me to post or make available online let me know via email [...]

James Day Goes Racing

Through a good friend of mine I was introduced to James Day. I know that he has been trying for some time to find sponsorship and get seat time which in itself is a chore. I was in Vegas a couple years ago and watched James do a pass in a Top Alcohol Dragster and [...]

And then there was 1… SHOE

Jen and I went down to Matthiessen State Park about an hour and a half out into the sticks. With the first days in the 60’s in recent memory we had taken Chloe out on Saturday to one of the park district forest preserves. Chloe is a swimmer and the forest preserves don’t allow her [...]

It’s Coming Down To The Wire

First note… I have to fix my picture uploads so no banner in the little Title banner. I also have to redo my header since there was an update to the theme.
Well I had darts last night and it looks like 2nd place is the best I can do. Craig wrapped up the title with [...]

I was thinking about growing it out…

So last night while watching the elimination of Chikezie Eze (somebody had to go) Jen took pride in the Sasquatch bristle she had growing on her legs. This got me to thinking of growing out my goutee once again. I then found a link to the announcement of the 2009 World Beard and Moustache Championships [...]

Those Silly Japanese

There isn’t a single word of English in this clip but you understand whats happening here loud and clear. Those silly Japanese